Over the some years that Lily and I have known each other, we have developed our own slang and altered every day vocabulary into our own special vernacular. This page will act as your glossary.

Just for Audrey, I’m putting in word one: Schnugen. No actual meaning. It’s a word created to make people giggle when they’re high. Of course by people, I mean Audrey. And by created, I mean I was stoned off my ass and thought it was brilliance. Just saying.

drigh: the act of being drunk and high simultaneously

max cap: what we say when a place is overcrowded