We’re two girls currently located in Chicago, and we live a pretty ridiculously insane life. So, this is where we’re documenting it. No, we’re not nice. Yes, if you do something idiotic, you will be talked about. And it probably won’t be in a very enlightened manner. We’ll probably call you a douche.

We can be seen wandering around the city, smoking cigarettes, drinking vodka, and talking about fucking. Sometimes we go to classes. Most of the time, we sit around and act like the crazy kids our parents think we are. You want to join the party? We might let you past the velvet rope.

Notice: We may or may not change names to protect the innocent. The guilty, however, are fucked. That is all.