Well well well… Looks like we have a new year a head of us, kiddos. I’m not going to bore you with last year’s sentiments because I don’t dwell on the past. However, I have come to quite the revelation.I need me some quality man candy–and by that I mean, I think it’s time that I nab me a boyfriend. Being single is fun and all, but I want to be lavished with presents and be taken out on dates. I want to do boyfriend and girlfriend things again. Plus, I’m super sick of paying for my schnizzle.Sure, Excess Baggage wants to get back together and all that, but I’m just not attracted to him. And I’m not saying all of this because I want to date Goggles. There’s a lot of grey area there and I don’t really like it. I want to be with someone that can hang–someone on my level. AND I’m not going to settle either. I want to be for real real– not for play play.So here is the criteria:

•  He has to be SUPER funny. I need him to be able to make me laugh and I’m anti-serious people. He totally has to be pop culture saavy and random and understand that I’m kind of an oddball that bases her life on 300, Mean Girls, & Zoolander.
• It would be nice to be with someone who can party hardy just so I don’t feel like I have an alcohol dependency. But he also has to be someone I can tolerate when he is drunk. He’s got to be a fun drunk, not an annoying one.
• I’m pretty vain so I would want him to be attractive–at least to me. I know, I know. And I need him to be a snazzy dresser because I have to be seen with his ass, but I don’t want him to be borderline gay at the same time. I like blonds… and I seem to attract them, but I do prefer dark haired fellows. 
• It wouldn’t hurt if he was well-established or even an up-and-comer of some sort. I have expensive tastes (I get it from my mama) so it wouldn’t hurt if he had the power to earn the paper to put in his pocket so that he can buy me the things that I like.
• Intelligence would also be a plus. I don’t want to be with a dummy dumb dumb. I would prefer someone apolitical and like myself.
• I would like to date someone my age… maybe 26 at the oldest, 21 being the youngest. I’m sick of dating the waaay older guys.
• Cocky mother fuckers are hot. I don’t want a whiney bitch.
• He has to prefer BATMAN over Superman and be into comics. He would get bonus points if he read Watchmen and Wanted.
• I kind of want someone I can take home to mom, but at the same time he has to be not boring and lots of fun. I don’t want to be embarassed to bring him around my family and friends or explain his situation to people. If my friends don’t like him, it’s done. 
• I need someone who can move at a decent pace and tells it like it is. I’m kind of over this wishy washy nonsense (Goggles).