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The Dynamic Duo Become a Seperate Solo Acts

Nothing too crazy this weekend.

We went our separate ways–Lily and I did. She’s off bumping uglies with her lover and I haven’t heard from her since…. I kind of just did my own thing.

Friday–I tried to take it easy. I just kept it chill and cleaned my apartment. I fell in love with The Flight of the Conchords–they’re super hilarious and, as usual, I am late to the party as SOVA says. Now I understand Goggles’ obsession with them. Plus, Bret McKenzie is a total dream boat (le sigh). I totally declined sex. That’s right. I did that. Out of nowhere, Mr. Richie Rich starts to get at me hard core. I was surprised that he was trying to randomly to tap this considering I haven’t spoken to him in so long. And if I remember correctly, he was one of the only guys that I seriously wanted to bang out of the three main guys I was talking to. But his access was denied. I mean, he already had his chance and I think that this “phase” I’m in may be coming to a close, kids. I may have grown up a little. I really flippin’ like Goggles.

Saturday was my first day back in retail. LAME! I know! I gotta do what I gotta do, right? After work, I met up with Mark and his girlfriend and a bunch of Mark and Goggles’ friends at Grand Central. It was all-you-can-drink until one and I totally got my money’s worth. While I was drinking and doing my drunk thing, Goggles’ friend (from Halloween last week) was totally all over my nut sack! I was so confused.

All I drunkly did was talk about Goggles and I kept telling Mark and his girlfriend how much I liked him, but Goggles’ friend did not seem to get the picture. He just kept thinking that it was a great idea to grope me and carry me around the dance floor. Mark was even trying to get me to make out with him, which I was not so much a fan of. He’s a funny guy and all, but I don’ t like him like that. As soon as we left the bar, I called Goggles and I may have semi-professed my like for him. I told him that he was my favorite–which doesn’t seem like much, but in my silly Audrey way, I pretty much told himr how I felt. To me, it was sufficient enough. Oh, and I followed it up with a quick, I hate your friend, but I like you kind of thing.

Excess Baggage came back home from Germany, so we decided to hang and go grab dinner (Joy Yee’s) and a movie (American Gangster) on Sunday. Now, all I can think about is how I want a drug ring so I can take over Harlem. I saw the trailer for WANTED, which looks extremely bad ass. I’m in love with the graphic novel (which I got from SOVA) and I can’t wait to see the movie even though it is not really all that consistent with the novel. P.S. Common is in both and he’s looking pretty good.

Pretty boring… I know. I think that I have to put my life in check (at least during the week). I need to make sure that I’m going to graduate and I also need to start looking for a job job. Scary… I know. Plus, stupid Chicago gets too cold and all I want to do is hibernate. But on the plus side, SOVA is coming into town though on Thursday and we’ll be sure to have crazy stories from this weekend… HOLLAR!

p.s. Goggles and I may or may not have an official first date soon (and by soon, I mean like, next week). I’m pretty stoked and even if it isn’t because I just like hanging out with him. I know. I’m gay. But no more talking about it because I don’t want to jinks it. Just cross your fingers and hope it goes well.

I’m going to go watch HEROES and update my resume now. WHOO! Party over here. I’m sure Lily will be glad to chime in about her wonderful weekend with her boy as soon as she gets off her back (love you, boo).

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