It’s almost Halloween weekend! Get ready for the craziest stories we’ve had yet.

We might even get daring and drop a couple pictures on your asses. Might.

I just wanted to add my two cents. But here’s what to expect this weekend–well at least what I am anticipating: several awkward situations, perhaps a few wardrobe malfunctions, and of course, drunken debauchery. Hollar!

Stay tuned.

Also… I got super sidetracked by this… James Lipton was a pimp. Yes, you read that right. A pimp. In Paris (France, not Texas). As a profession. I have absolutely no idea how this happened, but I think I’m thrilled. Somewhere, somehow, God is smiling down upon me. It’s going to be a wonderful day.