We’ve probably been smoking too much. But we’ll be back soon, I promise. It’s bound to be an interesting night… off to “John Cusack’s” Birthday Party, then wandering around Lincoln Park. And with the way we are, hilarity will definitely ensue.

And Audrey still has a pretty fucking sweet story to tell you about getting molested by lesbians. Lots of lesbians. While I stayed home like the cute little housewife I am, making lamb, artichokes and goat cheese brown rice for my roommate. Which reminds me, I really need to buy a cute lacy apron for when the boyfriend comes. Nothing says love like a mostly naked girlfriend cooking steak for you while you’re watching college football. Nothing even comes close.

Smile.